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Kids deck · 30 cards

Silly questions for kids

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How to play

Every card in the pile

  1. 01If you could sneeze glitter, what color would it be?
  2. 02What's the weirdest flavor of toothpaste you can think of?
  3. 03If your hair grew super long overnight, what would you do with it?
  4. 04What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?
  5. 05What would be funny to see floating in the sky?
  6. 06If you could only walk backwards for a whole day, what would be the silliest part?
  7. 07What's the funniest name you can think of for a superhero?
  8. 08If bananas wore clothes, what would they wear?
  9. 09What would happen if everyone had to hop like a bunny instead of walk?
  10. 10What's the silliest thing your fridge could say to you?
  11. 11If you could ride to school on any animal, which would be the silliest?
  12. 12If your pet could talk, what would be the first thing they'd say to you?
  13. 13If you could swap places with any cartoon character for a day, who would it be?
  14. 14If your shoes could talk, what would they complain about?
  15. 15If you were a vegetable, which one would you be, and why?
  16. 16What's the silliest face you can make right now?
  17. 17What would be the silliest thing to find growing in your backyard?
  18. 18If a rubber chicken were your best friend, what adventures would you have?
  19. 19What's the funniest thing you could find in your belly button?
  20. 20What would your bed say to you if it could talk in the morning?
  21. 21If you could burp the alphabet, which letter would be the funniest?
  22. 22What would happen if it rained pizza instead of water?
  23. 23If a funny sound effect played every time you walked into a room, what would it be?
  24. 24If cars could giggle, when would they laugh the most?
  25. 25If you could make any animal gigantic, which would be the funniest?
  26. 26If you could tickle a cloud, what sound would it make?
  27. 27What's the goofiest dance move you know? Can you show us?
  28. 28What would happen if all the grown-ups acted like kids for a day?
  29. 29If your nose could smell colors, what would purple smell like?
  30. 30What would your teacher do if they suddenly turned into a frog?

How to use them

Read one out loud and let everyone answer before the next. Or start a game: Candor deals the pile at random, and a room code puts the same card on every phone.